(RURIC) SIX IN A ROW

1st: I was driving a truck on a hill with my brother in the front seat and my mother and my two grandmas in the back when a snowstorm started, making us slip and fall off the road. A tree stopped us.

2nd: I was on a wooden board in the middle of the sea, taking care of my Iron Man armor from being touch by the water. Suddenly, I appeared captured inside a militar facility, the army wanted to analize my armor technology. I kicked their asses using a plastic butter knife.

3rd: I was in a room with guys and girls from college, watching a TV special about Josh Homme´s life. We laughed a lot when we watched a video of his early 20´s, wearing long hair and singing in a heavy metal band. He came out of the TV wearing a belly dancer outfit, actually, with woman´s body.

4th: Two friends and I were at a party, laughing at a friend of theirs. We went outside and another friend approached, ordering me to take care of her 12-years-old son while she had fun. I took the boy and went to the open yard used as a parking lot to say bye to my friends. When I shaked their friend´s hand, the one we were laughing at, he squeezed my penis with his other hand and left. I didn´t know what to do, I only went to my friends to tell them that his friend was a fucking fag, explaining them what happened.

5th: I was sitting on the hood of a truck with a gay guy that was flirting with me at Cervantino´s festival, he was kissing my right cheek. I stood up and told him while I was walking away that it felt nice but I didn´t like guys, when I turned to wave I realized that he had turned into a girl that lives in the same building I do, that I actually want to fuck. She told me “well, miss it then” and left. I felt like a complete dick for saying “no” to her.

6th: Nasser was in my room trying to create a new kind of guitar tablature using a wooden made guitar replica, writing notes on each fret. We agreed it was too complicated and imposible to understad.

(RURIC) CONCRETE JUNGLE

I was in the street, when people started running away from something. When I turned my sight to the point they were coming from, I saw everything being covered by leaves, branches and lianas, as if nature was claiming back its territory. But that wasn‘t why people were terrified, they were shitting their pants because along with flora, came fauna. Starving lions and tigers, mad elephants and gorillas and poisonous snakes were charging toward us. Of course I sprinted like a fucking hare, jumping up then to the top of the recently-grown trees, leaping from one to another to save my ass.

BUTT WHY?

This one has to be the funniest dream I ever had.

I went to the hospital to have a butt implant to make it look bigger. Everything was perfect so I had a brand new and rounded ass.

Butt… I mean, but a few days later my left cheek started to hurt and I could feel a little bump on it. My left implant exploded!
Scared, I went to the mirror to check my ass and I had a really big, purple almost black bruise on my left cheek.
I went to call my dad because he was the one who went with me to the surgery and he had the phone number of the doctor…
Suddenly I woke up, but I didn’t realize about it so I was saying -dad, can you hear me?-, Then I noticed that it was just a dream, not before I checked my butt with my hand just to be totally sure.
Lovely dream.


Then I dream a lot of things, something about a guy who read the tarot and a friend almost dying jumping from a ceiling, etc, etc.

HEART/KEN

I was taking some kind of course with Alexandro Jodorowsky. We where in a rusty house but I was really happy to share his knowledge.
The first test that I had to do was eating a raw heart, and by my surprise it tasted good, only the fat was bad.

A few days ago I had a really funny dream, but I never wrote it so...

My last and new job where one in front of the other, and I was going from one to another comparing them.
In the parking lot of my old job, my ex partners were playing street fighter VI and I joined them.
Next to me was Ken who was my best friend, so I suppose I was Ryu. He was crying and I asked him why, he told me he had HIV. I started to cry because my best friend was going to die.

(RURIC) BAREFOOT

I was at school, taking an english class. I went to the restroom, in wich there were a lot of girls because it was unisex. I was barefoot, stepping on everbody´s floor piss.

(RURIC) HANGING NIECE

I was with my mom, my brother and his family. We were in his car, heading somewhere. I sat on the back, next to the window. After a while, I realized that my 5-year-old niece was hanging from my window (with the car running). I was like “WTF?!“, but everybody told me “Oh, it´s OK, she likes to do that all the time.“. They said so trying to explain me her behavior because I don´t really know her that much, but for me was just stupid and irresponsible. I got really mad and started yelling at them “You are all a bunch of assholes, how can you let her do that?!“. Suddenly, my brother pulled the hand break up, I thought my niece would fly because of the abrupt halt, but she didn´t. Then, he said “You see, nothing happened.“. That made me even crazier, I started cursing and shouting. My mother turned and told me “Besides, there isn´t enough room in here“. I got out of the car and started screaming at her “Are you happy? I´m out now!“. She replied she did´t mean that, so I got back in the car, starting to swear again.

(RURIC) EVA AND ROOFTOPS

1st: I fucked Eva Longoria. She was so goddamn tight that I could barely stick it in, fffuck!

2nd: I explored houses and buildings, jumping from one rooftop to another.

RURIC AND RICHIE

Last night I dreamed with two of my best friends, Ruric and Riccardo.

First I dreamed that I was in Ruric’s house, but it was different: it was only one room, but with a high Celing.

I just have some flashbacks but I remember that he had a puppy and a sick kitty.

Then I dreamed with Ric, but we weren’t the very good friends we are, in fact we were figthing. He locked mi in his bathroom and left open all the faucets so the room got drowned with me inside.

With some difficults I could get out and I got really piss off, not because he tryed to kill me, but to have wasted all that water.

IVETTE

I was on a fancy dinner where suddenly, I realized that my ex was there with her father and (I'm not sure) her new couple.
I wanted to talk to her just to erase some mistakes we made but I just couldn't.
Then I found my sister and we started to talk and she confessed me that Ivette and I broke up because my dad, who wasn't agree with the relation, threatened her to broke with me. And my sister had the entire fault because she gave him the phone and address of my ex.
I got really piss off and I woke up.

(RURIC) FUCKING GURU

I was naked with two girlfriends, grabbing one of them‘s butt. The other one was having her tits checked by some kind of guru, they left together after his diagnosis.

(RURIC) NYMPHO POOL

1st: I visited my uncle, have a chat with him and went into his house. Suddenly, I was laid in my cousin's bed. She was there with me, dressing like a stripper. We started to make out and she asked me not to tell the family that she was a prostitute not for the money, but because she was a nympho.

2nd: I went to have dinner at a friend's house. It was huge, located outside the city, colonial finish with 3 pools. He was very proud of it, showing off.

(RURIC) SPIDERDAYAK

A dayak from the film Immortel was sent to chase and exterminate specific people, I was one of them. Trying to scape I realized that I had the ability of shooting spiderweb from my wrists. I started to swing from Manhattan skyscrapers.

PERSIAN CARPET

I was going out from the Subway to give a package to a friend. I arrived at his little and colorful neighborhood, and in front of a house I saw something flying. It was a man dressed as a merman but with a pair of wings on the sides of his chest. It was like he was swimming in the air. Something that captured my attention. How is it possible to fly!

I understood that it was a performance and I realized that something kept him attached to the ground, some threads. But I never knew if the threads leave him suspended or kept him tied to the ground so he didn’t go flying away.

I got really exited and I congratulated him for such an amazing performance. He, grateful and kind, invited me to go in his house. I assumed he was gay, so for me it was like going inside where the wolf lives, so I said no. Angry, he insisted, I realized that it was getting heavy and I went away.

But I was charging a bag in my back with a small Persian carpet inside, so it got stuck with some threads of the costume, I didn’t care and I kept walking, but there was a moment when I couldn’t keep going because there was hundred of threads that kept me stuck at his costume.

He begged me to stop because the costume was really expensive. I thought it and decided to stop and unstuck the threads nicely so the costume was ok.

Once we did it, we realized that my Persian carpet got damaged but one of his assistants stewed it back and I went.

WHAT A WASP/ THE WEDDING

I was in my house when a really big wasp started to bug me. Fist I think -well I'm not going to kill it, just take it away from the house-. But the wasp kept bugging me trying to pinch my face with its sting, so I grabbed a rolled magazine and hit it, but the wasp didn't die, got piss off and started to scream! Then I woke up.

Later I dreamed that my sister got married again in a cheap church with her ex husband as a godparent. I got really happy to see him once again.
In the ceremony, one of our cousin was smoking so I, not so gently, asked him to leave.

And I have some flashbacks of me dreaming that I was taking one cat to a walk on a leash, but the cat got crazy because I took him out in a park were must of the people had dogs.

(RURIC) REJOINING

I was at work when one of the women I‘ve loved the most in my life came in. She was wearing a black tailored suit. Meeting again was so overwhelming that we started crying and hugged as if there was no tomorrow.

WHAT?

I just have some flashes of my last dreams:

I dreamed that it was my birthday, and one gift from a friend was a BMW motocross motorbike, really neat present!!!
I was running trough a path full of ramps and I ended on a half pipe where some friends were watching a movie.

Then I dreamed something with a female lion that some people and I had to feed. Then I was on a kitchen fighting really hard with a guy, and I pick out his eyes with a spoon.

Then I dreamed that I was living in Japan. The only thing I remember is that I had to give back a car.

(RURIC) BULLETS, NO CONDOMS AND AN INSECT

1st: Me and a friend of mine were bugging people at a party until one guy got really mad, took out a gun and started to chase us. I started to fly, dodging bullets.

2nd: I was about to fuck my co-worker, but I couldn‘t becase I didn‘t have any condoms. My cousin got into the room and told us that “they“ were waiting for us at the leaving room.

3rd. I went to Guanajuato with another friend of mine, we stayed at his cousin‘s house. The next morning, he kicked us out and took us on a tour. I stepped with a bunch of foreign turists that were stunished by an insect they were staring at, it was a mix between tarantula and scorpion. I told them to be careful because it could sting, they started laughing at me, I kept walking. After a while, I got to the town‘s main square where my friend was selling mexican handcraft.

ENNU

First I was on a party with some friends on the last floor of a flat, having fun and bla bla bla, and then we started to feel heat. It was because the building was on fire!! But not a small controllable fire, we were going to die for sure. But I don't remember what happened.

Then I dreamed that I was back to school again, but the main thing is that when I went back to my house, I used to do it by jumps, really large and high jumps. It was so fun and amazing. Then a friend called me if I could help him to change from his old house to a new one. My answer woke me up but I kept talking alone.

The next dream was that Jodorowsky came to México to give advices. I was on the line waiting my turn and the guy behind me was so anxious. When my turn came he recognized me.
- Hey, my half Mexican half Iranian friend (something in Italian), have you learned some Persian yet?-
-No, my father never taught me- I said.
-That’s because your father is a rabbit, look- then he took a device with letters and numbers and show me the word ENNU. And when he was going to explain, my cat woke me up to open the door.

(RURIC) TWO LITTLE CATS

Two girls and I were in a living room. We started talking about doing a threesome but one of them didn‘t like the idea. The other one and I talked to her untill we finally convinced her. We were already naked in the bedroom, they got on top of the bed, took the doggie style position, pointed their asses at me and started moving them. I tried to lick the difficult one‘s pussy but, as I got close enough, I realized it had a really bitter smell. Then, they started to give me a blowjob. After putting the condom on by myself I raised my head and saw that they have turned into cats! Even though, they still wanted me to fuck them but I refused because didn‘t want to hurt them, their assholes were too small.

WTF I DREAMED!

So I had two dreams:
First I was with some friends and we went to swim on a river next to the highway, but the river didn't have water but wind.
We started to "swim" but a blowing wind took me up and I had to grip from a light post for several minutes, so my friends take advantage.
At the end of the river was a little airport where a black plain come down and we weren't allowed to go inside there, so as my friends arrived before me, some cops were waiting to take them to jail, and me, as a great friend, ran away.

Then I started to dream that the orange tree of my garden was so big and we needed to lop off the dead branches.
I went up to see one branch that was very dead and rotten and it had a lot of black dots which I didn't know what it was. I hit it and the black dots were flyes! hundred, thousand of black, hairy and ulgy flyes!!
Then guess what, another spider in his spider web eating a bird, but from behind the web looked more like a bubble...

THE SPIDER

I was resting in my bedroom watching TV, when Ruric came to ask me if I wanted some consomé, and then he realized that on the corner of my room was a big spider with a very big web, he said –how couldn’t you noted before!-. From a string of the web the spider started to go down towards me, so as having it really close I noticed that it was a scorpion spider: A kind of spider with tail of scorpion. It was blue with a yellow chest, and black eyes.

So the spider started to climb back to the ceiling and crawled outside my room.
–Follow him, If it hides we are never going to know when is going to attack! - I said so I went seek for it.
As I didn’t knew if I should kill her or not, I decided to go for the vacuum downstairs, and in the kitchen Ruric asked me if I wanted my consomé English style, made with mango…

I went back upstairs with the vacuum; the spider was waiting for me pending from a string of his spider web; I turned on the vacuum to suck it but the wind started to blow so hard that the spider felt down from his string to my back!!
I ran scared as a kid and then I came back to see that the spider was dead on the floor.

(RURIC) MARKY MARK, A NICE HUG AND THIS BLOG

1st dream: I was with my mother at a small town, we walked untill we got at the edge of a cliff. When we turned to go back, a guy came out from the bushes and tried to attack us. I was able to stop him by knocking him down, I was so mad that I took a machete out of nowhere and chopped his head off. I realized he was Mark Wahlberg.

2nd dream: I went to a school looking for a friend of mine. She was living there with her classmates, not as an internship, but actually living in the classrooms with all their clothing on the floor, stuff hanging from the walls and a huge bed for everyone. I took her out of there to take a walk (we were all dressed up, both of us wearing suit and tie). We started chating about our lifes and finished with a nice hug. We turned around to watch the fireworks in the sky.

3rd dream: I was checking this blog and saw that Nasser was publishing posts like “I had 23 dreams last night, too long to explain.“ or “13 Dreams last night and 7 during my nap.“. I thought “What a lazy ass!“

(RURIC) CHUCK AND THE BODY SNATCHERS

1st dream: I was living back again with my mom and brother. He was bored and asked me for a movie to watch. I offered him two about body building and one starring Chuck Norris. He didn‘t like Chuck, so he took the other ones.

2nd dream: I appeared in a house with two girlfriends. We were kept in the living room by two kidnappers. After a couple of minutes, the kidnappers went into a bedroom to have a chat. I realized that they didn‘t carry any weapons on them and pulled my friends into another room. Once I locked up, I started looking for a baseball bat or anything similar that could help to hit those fuckers when they try to break in. I found a pair of tennis rackets, gave them to the girls and tried to give them a quick “how to hit somebody in the head“ training.

(RURIC) AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE CHUBBY GIRL

I was at a huge amusement park in the US. Don‘t know exactly where, maybe California. It was incredibly colossal, acres and acres of attractions. And, even though it was located in the states, there were real aztec pyramids fully packed of convenience stores. I stepped in the que for one of the best rides but, beacause I‘ve just eaten, I regreted to get on at the last moment. Then, I went to the restroom and found a fat girl there, she was pretty but really fat. She asked me to give me a blowjob. I agreed.

I PLAY WITH MY FOOT

First I dreamed that I was rocking and banging my head on one of my wishes, being on a concert of System of a Down. I don’t remember too much but it’s always sad to wake up.

Then I dreamed with some Italian friends and we were playing bowling, we saw a guy all painted in gold and I said “he is illuminated”.
As I was winning the game, they ask me which one was my secret –you play with your hand, I use my foot- that was my super secret.

I woke up and slept again and I started to dream that some neighbor borrow us his aerial to watch cable TV. It worked with some channels but it had a problem so I went up to the ceiling and tried to fix it but it was useless.

I DON'T LIKE YOU

I dreamed this at the afternoon, while I was taking a nap:
First I dreamed something about that my father was dead, we were in his funeral, really sad for him, but we weren't convinced that he was dead.

Then I dreamed with a couple of cops, one man and a woman that almost every day came to my house to eat what my mother cooked. They were rude and unpolite but as they were police, my mother and I were afraid that they could do something to us and our house. But pissed and tired of them I just get really sincere:
"I don't like you, and I don't want you to come again".
The girl get sad and say "why". "I just don't like you, sorry". They understand it, and before they went, my mother gave them a noodle soup in a plastic bag.

(RURIC) BIRTHDAY PARTY

I was at a stranger‘s birthday party, it was just like a child‘s but only with people around my age. A middle-aged man asked everybody to join him at the table to have a piece of cake. When I was about to sit, I realized that a girl that I actually liked and met at a real party was there too. I sat next to her and we started talking, eating and making jokes.

LOYUTA?

Like yesterday, I just have some flashbacks of my last dream: Something about changing my nick on messenger for example (how sad).

But there is another that it could be important and significant.
I was dreaming with a cousin, which she was going to call me to see us someday but she never did so I tell her "why you didn't call", and she said "you was the one who didn't call", bla bla bla.
So I ask her how to search her by facebook and she gave me her complete name wich was Adriana Loyuta*, I asked why Loyuta because the last name of his father is Hernández. She said that I wouldn't understand but his father has very strong tellepathic powers and Loyuta is his ancient last name. Really strange, but that's all.


* I´m not sure if it was Loyuta, but it was something like that.

MY IPOD, BUSH AND BACK TO SCHOOL

There is not so much to say, I just dreamed that my I Pod, wich is not working because I forgot to check the bags of my dirty clothes before make laundry, worked again.

Also something about Bush but I cannot remember what exactly.

And that I was back in school in my last semester doing "integrales" because a final test was coming.

Nothing special.

THE HIDDEN GIRL AND THE BEST HAMBURGERS

I was in my room, doing nothing and then, a girl from high school (not so cute) who I didn’t remember until this dream, came to have sex.
We got naked, and just as we were going to start, she got depressed. I don’t know why.

We started to talk and then my mother and some friends of mine arrived into my house. “Quickly, Hide” I said, so I went out of my room trying to stop my mother to come in and see us, but it was useless. She came in and by my surprise the girl hides really well, because my room is very small.

My mother came back to do her stuff and I started to look for the girl, but she wasn’t there. I saw on the news that she came back to his little town, so I decided to go to search for her.

In the town, I went to a little place called “Chicha chicha hamburgers” which the owner told everyone that his hamburgers where the best in the country, so I decided to have my own opinion, forgetting the girl. He gave me the hamburger and a shrimp cocktail with it. And just before tasting the hamburger, I woke up.