(RURIC) SIX IN A ROW

1st: I was driving a truck on a hill with my brother in the front seat and my mother and my two grandmas in the back when a snowstorm started, making us slip and fall off the road. A tree stopped us.

2nd: I was on a wooden board in the middle of the sea, taking care of my Iron Man armor from being touch by the water. Suddenly, I appeared captured inside a militar facility, the army wanted to analize my armor technology. I kicked their asses using a plastic butter knife.

3rd: I was in a room with guys and girls from college, watching a TV special about Josh Homme´s life. We laughed a lot when we watched a video of his early 20´s, wearing long hair and singing in a heavy metal band. He came out of the TV wearing a belly dancer outfit, actually, with woman´s body.

4th: Two friends and I were at a party, laughing at a friend of theirs. We went outside and another friend approached, ordering me to take care of her 12-years-old son while she had fun. I took the boy and went to the open yard used as a parking lot to say bye to my friends. When I shaked their friend´s hand, the one we were laughing at, he squeezed my penis with his other hand and left. I didn´t know what to do, I only went to my friends to tell them that his friend was a fucking fag, explaining them what happened.

5th: I was sitting on the hood of a truck with a gay guy that was flirting with me at Cervantino´s festival, he was kissing my right cheek. I stood up and told him while I was walking away that it felt nice but I didn´t like guys, when I turned to wave I realized that he had turned into a girl that lives in the same building I do, that I actually want to fuck. She told me “well, miss it then” and left. I felt like a complete dick for saying “no” to her.

6th: Nasser was in my room trying to create a new kind of guitar tablature using a wooden made guitar replica, writing notes on each fret. We agreed it was too complicated and imposible to understad.

(RURIC) CONCRETE JUNGLE

I was in the street, when people started running away from something. When I turned my sight to the point they were coming from, I saw everything being covered by leaves, branches and lianas, as if nature was claiming back its territory. But that wasn‘t why people were terrified, they were shitting their pants because along with flora, came fauna. Starving lions and tigers, mad elephants and gorillas and poisonous snakes were charging toward us. Of course I sprinted like a fucking hare, jumping up then to the top of the recently-grown trees, leaping from one to another to save my ass.

BUTT WHY?

This one has to be the funniest dream I ever had.

I went to the hospital to have a butt implant to make it look bigger. Everything was perfect so I had a brand new and rounded ass.

Butt… I mean, but a few days later my left cheek started to hurt and I could feel a little bump on it. My left implant exploded!
Scared, I went to the mirror to check my ass and I had a really big, purple almost black bruise on my left cheek.
I went to call my dad because he was the one who went with me to the surgery and he had the phone number of the doctor…
Suddenly I woke up, but I didn’t realize about it so I was saying -dad, can you hear me?-, Then I noticed that it was just a dream, not before I checked my butt with my hand just to be totally sure.
Lovely dream.


Then I dream a lot of things, something about a guy who read the tarot and a friend almost dying jumping from a ceiling, etc, etc.

HEART/KEN

I was taking some kind of course with Alexandro Jodorowsky. We where in a rusty house but I was really happy to share his knowledge.
The first test that I had to do was eating a raw heart, and by my surprise it tasted good, only the fat was bad.

A few days ago I had a really funny dream, but I never wrote it so...

My last and new job where one in front of the other, and I was going from one to another comparing them.
In the parking lot of my old job, my ex partners were playing street fighter VI and I joined them.
Next to me was Ken who was my best friend, so I suppose I was Ryu. He was crying and I asked him why, he told me he had HIV. I started to cry because my best friend was going to die.

(RURIC) BAREFOOT

I was at school, taking an english class. I went to the restroom, in wich there were a lot of girls because it was unisex. I was barefoot, stepping on everbody´s floor piss.

(RURIC) HANGING NIECE

I was with my mom, my brother and his family. We were in his car, heading somewhere. I sat on the back, next to the window. After a while, I realized that my 5-year-old niece was hanging from my window (with the car running). I was like “WTF?!“, but everybody told me “Oh, it´s OK, she likes to do that all the time.“. They said so trying to explain me her behavior because I don´t really know her that much, but for me was just stupid and irresponsible. I got really mad and started yelling at them “You are all a bunch of assholes, how can you let her do that?!“. Suddenly, my brother pulled the hand break up, I thought my niece would fly because of the abrupt halt, but she didn´t. Then, he said “You see, nothing happened.“. That made me even crazier, I started cursing and shouting. My mother turned and told me “Besides, there isn´t enough room in here“. I got out of the car and started screaming at her “Are you happy? I´m out now!“. She replied she did´t mean that, so I got back in the car, starting to swear again.

(RURIC) EVA AND ROOFTOPS

1st: I fucked Eva Longoria. She was so goddamn tight that I could barely stick it in, fffuck!

2nd: I explored houses and buildings, jumping from one rooftop to another.