2nd: I was on a wooden board in the middle of the sea, taking care of my Iron Man armor from being touch by the water. Suddenly, I appeared captured inside a militar facility, the army wanted to analize my armor technology. I kicked their asses using a plastic butter knife.
3rd: I was in a room with guys and girls from college, watching a TV special about Josh Homme´s life. We laughed a lot when we watched a video of his early 20´s, wearing long hair and singing in a heavy metal band. He came out of the TV wearing a belly dancer outfit, actually, with woman´s body.
4th: Two friends and I were at a party, laughing at a friend of theirs. We went outside and another friend approached, ordering me to take care of her 12-years-old son while she had fun. I took the boy and went to the open yard used as a parking lot to say bye to my friends. When I shaked their friend´s hand, the one we were laughing at, he squeezed my penis with his other hand and left. I didn´t know what to do, I only went to my friends to tell them that his friend was a fucking fag, explaining them what happened.
5th: I was sitting on the hood of a truck with a gay guy that was flirting with me at Cervantino´s festival, he was kissing my right cheek. I stood up and told him while I was walking away that it felt nice but I didn´t like guys, when I turned to wave I realized that he had turned into a girl that lives in the same building I do, that I actually want to fuck. She told me “well, miss it then” and left. I felt like a complete dick for saying “no” to her.
6th: Nasser was in my room trying to create a new kind of guitar tablature using a wooden made guitar replica, writing notes on each fret. We agreed it was too complicated and imposible to understad.
