BUTT WHY?

This one has to be the funniest dream I ever had.

I went to the hospital to have a butt implant to make it look bigger. Everything was perfect so I had a brand new and rounded ass.

Butt… I mean, but a few days later my left cheek started to hurt and I could feel a little bump on it. My left implant exploded!
Scared, I went to the mirror to check my ass and I had a really big, purple almost black bruise on my left cheek.
I went to call my dad because he was the one who went with me to the surgery and he had the phone number of the doctor…
Suddenly I woke up, but I didn’t realize about it so I was saying -dad, can you hear me?-, Then I noticed that it was just a dream, not before I checked my butt with my hand just to be totally sure.
Lovely dream.


Then I dream a lot of things, something about a guy who read the tarot and a friend almost dying jumping from a ceiling, etc, etc.