jueves, 29 de octubre de 2009

(RURIC) BULLETS, NO CONDOMS AND AN INSECT

1st: Me and a friend of mine were bugging people at a party until one guy got really mad, took out a gun and started to chase us. I started to fly, dodging bullets.

2nd: I was about to fuck my co-worker, but I couldn‘t becase I didn‘t have any condoms. My cousin got into the room and told us that “they“ were waiting for us at the leaving room.

3rd. I went to Guanajuato with another friend of mine, we stayed at his cousin‘s house. The next morning, he kicked us out and took us on a tour. I stepped with a bunch of foreign turists that were stunished by an insect they were staring at, it was a mix between tarantula and scorpion. I told them to be careful because it could sting, they started laughing at me, I kept walking. After a while, I got to the town‘s main square where my friend was selling mexican handcraft.

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